We have been doing all kinds of fun holiday things the past few days, and soon I’ll post about them, but right now I’m going to tell you what happened today. It’s a long story, so you might want to grab a snack and get comfortable.
A few weeks ago, Kait and I decided that it would be fun to go to a Michigan Women’s Basketball game. This particular game was a Girl Scout event, and since it was on a Sunday (G’s busiest day of the week) it meant that we would need to bring the little girls along. It was a bit of a decision because it meant skipping nap time, but I decided that I could handle the fallout that comes from an afternoon without naps. Just this once.
We had a busy morning going to church, running home for lunch and to let the dog out, then back to Ann Arbor for basketball fun. Part of the event included the chance to make some “swaps”–i.e. little crafty things that you can trade with other Girl Scouts if you’d like. There were several different stations all around the outside of the arena, and Kait really enjoyed it.
Making swaps requires a little more fine motor skills than our little ones have right now, so they spent about 40 minutes hopping around, shaking their pom-pom, and watching other girls. They were able to make one of the crafts on their own. Check out the massive feathers on Rose’s shirt. Of course she chose the biggest red feather she could find.
It seriously kept getting in the way when she tried to eat her soft pretzel and drink her water.
Here’s Pendo seeing how she would look as a blonde.
Well, after we had visited most of the swap stations, we headed into the arena to find our troop and watch some women’s basketball.
All was going fairly well (apart from the little girls being bored and shaking their pom poms too close to other people’s heads and having to be reminded several times not to kick the back of the chair in from of them) when IT happened. I had just given Kait a candy cane that I had in my purse and was about to give Pendo her candy cane when Rose announced she needed to go to the bathroom. Ok. No problem. We sat next to the aisle intentionally. I took all of our girls and a couple of others from the troop, and we headed off to the bathroom.
Remember that Kait was eating her candy cane? She invited Rose into the bathroom stall with her (this is a common thing in our family) so she could take one little girl and I could take the other one. I soon heard Kait burst into a yell/cry. Rose had flushed Kait’s retainer down the toilet.
Um. Excuse me? Did you say that Rose flushed your RETAINER down the toilet?
The retainer that cost as much as Daddy’s car?!?
(G doesn’t drive the nicest of cars, but still. A retainer is. not. cheap.)
Kait was understandably VERY VERY upset. Remember she was eating a candy cane? She had wrapped her retainer in a napkin while eating her treat, and she asked Rose to hold it while she went to the bathroom.
The bathroom with the automatically flushing toilets.
Rose didn’t have any idea that the retainer was in the napkin. In fact, Rose thought she was holding toilet paper that was clearly not needed, and she threw it in the toilet where it belonged.
That’s when the flush happened.
The automatic-there’s-no-way-you-can-stop-it-after-it-gets-going flushing toilet.
It’s gone. If it hadn’t flushed automatically you better believe I would have put my hand into the toilet to take it out, but we didn’t have that option.
Needless to say, after that happened Kait and I were ready to go home. Kait especially was too upset to try to enjoy the rest of the game. As we left the arena, I had to laugh because all three of my girls were wailing or crying. Kait was crying because she lost her retainer. Rose was crying because she didn’t want to leave the game. Pendo was crying because she had to wait longer to eat her candy cane. (That and the fact that she skipped her nap.)
What a day. I’m sure we will look back and laugh at all of this later. Probably years after we’ve figured out how we’re going to afford to buy another retainer.
It is quite funny. Just not today.
OK. Maybe a little funny today. Just a teeny-tiny bit.
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